Funny shayari for laughing

Funny shayari for laughing

Larki

Mujay ek aisa husband chahiye
 jo acchi acchi baten kray hansi 
mazaq karay or raton ko mujay
song sunaye,

Larka

Larka bola phir tu husband ko 
choor ek Fm radio ly le.

 ”Shadi” ki full form

S – Setting Khatam
H – Himmat Khatam
A – Aazadi Khatam
D – Dimag Kharab
I – Imtehan Sharoo.



Joke Between police and man

Police – Where do you live?
Man   –  With my parents.
Police – Where do your parents live?
Man   –  With me.
Police –  Where do you all live?
Man   –   Together.
Police –  Where is your hose?
Man   –   Next to my neighbor house.
Police –  Where is your neighbor house?
Man   –   you won’t believe me if i tell u.
Police – Tell me!
Man   – Next to my House.



Mistake make a new fashion

Barber– If a Barber makes a mistake
               It’s a new Style
Politicians-If a Politician make a mistake
               It’s a New Law
Scientist-If a Scientist make a mistake
               It’s a Invention
Tailor-If a Taiolr make a mistake
               It’s a New Fashion
Teacher-If a Teacher make  a mistake
               It’s a New Theory
Student-If a Student make a mistake
               It’s a Mistake





Shadi sy phlay dunya goom lani chahyae,
Shadi ky baad too dunya hee goom jati hai😂😂😂


Uss ny kaha maray ishq mai fana hoo jaa,
Mainy kaha mary pass time nhe chal dafa hoo haa.


Sabzi tari hoo mandi mari hoo,
Wa wa wa wa wa wa…
C.N.G tari hoo
Gari mari hoo
Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa….
Ham dono ki dosti itni gahri hoo ky,
Mangetar tari hoo aur shadi mari hoo,
Ab bool na Wa Wa …..

Tumhari zindagi mai kabi koi gam gam na hoo,
Tumhari aankhey kabi ansoo sy nam na hoon,
Aap ko milay rooz rooz new girlfriend,
Jin ki umar Eighty(80) sy kam na hoo.


Jb sy tu mari zendgi sy sy gyei hai,
Khuda ki kasam jeenay ka mmaza he aa gya hai..,

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