Funny Friendship Laughing Shayari Collection In English For Girlfriend And Boyfriend 2018

Pahlay woo mari girlfriend thi,
Mai bolta tha woo sunti thi,
Phir woo mari mangater bani,
Woo bolti thi mai sunta tha,
Jb woo mari biwi bni ab ham dono bolty hai
aur pora mohalla sunta hai😀😀😀

Maine kha dilruba,
Uss ny kha paise dikha,
Maine kha paise nhe,
Usne kha kaise nhe hai..,
Maine kha mehengayi hai,
Uss ny kha jaa tu mara bahi hai.

Naa samaj sakay kasa hai wada unn ka,
Raat ko karta hai suba tk bool jata hai,
Ham ny naha aakar milna duphar ko,
Bole uss wakat too hmm school jaty hai.

Woo rooz kahti hai ky mujay apni tasweer
MMS karoo…..,
Uss nadaan ko kasay yaa btao ky maray pass
nokia  1100 hai.

Nikle joo ham zamany ki bheer mai to pta chla,
Ki har woo shakhs udaas hai jisay kl kaam pay jana jai.

Kehty hai 4 din ki zindgi hai ..,
Ham ny bee mana lakin…
Galti yaa hoo gye ky 2 mahinay ka net pack
dalwa deya.

Chiken asa khao ky Kaccha na hoo,
Aur muhabat asi karo ky baccha naa hoo.

Sanam ka deya aansoo peeny ka maza kuch aur hai,
Uss ki yaad mai jeeny ka maza kuch aur hai,
Kya hua agar sanam bewafa hai,
Bewafa ko chahny ka maza kuch aur hai.

Africa mai ek kale boyfriend ny,
Apni kaali gf ko…
Kali raat mai,
Samandar ky pass,
Romantic morh mai poocha,
Tu Bathi hai yaa Chlali gye.

Woo behi kya din thy jb hm hasino sy galay mila karty thy,
Yaa unn dinoo ki baat hai jb ham 2 saal ky hua karty thay.

Yaa examination ky rishty bee ajeeb hoty hai,
Sab apny apny naseeb hoty hai,
Rahty hai nigahoo sy joo doohr salay,
Question wohi compelsory hoty hai.

Taras gye aap ky deedar ko,
Phir bee dil aap ko hee yaad karta hai,
Ham sy khush naseeb too aap ky gar ka aaina hai,
Joo har har rooz aap ky husan ka deedar karta hai.

Agar payar saath hoo too tanhayi nhe hoti,
Sachahe payar mai kabi bewafi nhe hoti,
Par agar ek baar payaar hoo jye,
Too ketny hee coaching centre join krloo,
Lakin padhaai nhe hoti.

Kon kambahat kahta hai ky larky kam sochty hai,
Larki ek baar muskara ky too dakhy sharwani sy laykr bachoo naam tk sooch laty hai.

Kl jb ham aap sy milay thay dil mai hua tha
ek SOUND..,
Aaj milay too kehta hai….
YOUR FILE NOT FOUND.

Kesi sy dil lagany sy accha hai,
Gar mai jarhoo poocha laga lay..
Mummy too khush hoo jye gi.

Jb jb hamay payaas lagti hai,
Tb tb unn ky aanay ki aas lagti hai,
Payar mai itnay dewani hue ham ki ab too
Har aurat hamay SAAS lagti hai.

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